Sometimes you just need a break from looking at cute stuff. Corgi this, kitten that. Here is a giant sea cockroach.
They're sea crustaceans, not roaches.
They make great pets.
They're larger than kittens.
They live inside of the mouths of fish and eat their tongues.
People in Taiwan serve them up like lobster and eat them.
They're like giant fossils that haven't evolved in over 130 million years.
They can grow to be 2.5 feet long.
They eat doritos (cuz they're bottom feeders).
They have seven pairs of legs.